Actions speak louder than words

City College administrators encourage students to voice concerns about professor performance

Originally published in the April 23, 2013 print edition of the Sac City Express

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A Book and a pencil left behind by a student to represent the frustration of taking as class from a professor with whom there is not a good connection. Photo by Trevon Johnson.

The time has finally come to head down the road to the next step of your education, but you find yourself taking a class taught by a professor with whom you don’t have a connection.

What’s more, the professor doesn’t seem to be performing up to par with what you have come to expect from a teacher at City College.

The class is being taught with an expensive and outdated online program that wasn’t advertised in the class catalog, the professor is always late for class, is rude to students, and wastes class time struggling with the technology or class materials.

After speaking to the professor and the dean of the department about your concerns and nothing changes, a student might wonder what to do next.

This is the situation environmental sciences major Claire Sullivan-Halpern once found herself in.

“I went to the dean, and she was just very unrespon­sive, like, ‘What do you want me to do about it? Do you want to drop the class?’ Of course, I didn’t want to drop the class because I’m required to take it to transfer,” said Sullivan-Halpern. “Basically, she just said, ‘Well, you’re up a creek, and there’s no paddle, and I’m not going to help you find a paddle.’ She actually rolled her eyes at me several times and laughed at me and was just really generally disrespectful.”

Not only had the class been a problem for Sullivan-Halpern but also many other students in the class expressed their concerns to her.

“At [that] point [I was] just frustrated,” said Sulli­van-Halpern. “Everyone in the class [was] frustrated. It’s absolute chaos; it’s anarchy. It’s like, what are you doing here, if you’re not going to teach the material? You can’t even fit in the information from the in-class notes because [the professor] is not putting it into context. It’s just a really big waste of time showing up for class when we’re learning it all online.”

According to www.ratemyprofessors.com, complaints about Sullivan-Halpern’s professor were lodged over the past couple of years, and the failure rate of students in this professor’s class has been significantly higher than that of other sections of the class taught by different professors.

While City College administrators make it clear they can’t base disciplinary actions on rating sites, they do look at these sites and encourage professors to take them seriously.

“We cannot use ratemyprofessor.com in our evaluation process, but I will tell you when that’s become brought to a dean’s attention that deans maybe go out and look at that and look at the patterns of comments,” said City College Vice President of Instruction Mary Turner. “[We] encourage professors to look at the comments that are there and see what the students are saying and reflect on them. ‘Is there anything that you can learn from the comments?’”

The district has processes in place that aim to help students get their voices heard and help professors become more aware of these issues so they can address them, according to City College Associate Vice President of Instruction Julia Jolly.

Jolly is one of the administrators in charge of handling student complaints, particularly when it comes to formal grievances and issues with sexual harassment. Jolly said that students can file complaints at her office, located in Rodda North, Room 257.

According to Jolly, between 2009 and 2012, approximately 150 informal complaints and five formal grievances were filed about professors.

“Students tend to come to us wanting a professor to be fired, but students don’t have an impact on whether professors get fired unless there is sexual or physical abuse going on,” said Jolly. “If a failure rate is high, and a student brings issues to our attention, there has to be a conversation. I expect our instructors to bring energy, to find ways of teaching that are engaging with students and getting students excited about learning.”

On the other hand, if a student doesn’t have an is­sue as serious as sexual or physical abuse or harassment, there is a non-formal complaint process as well. Turner said she encourages students to first have a conversation with their professor. If that doesn’t resolve the issue, she advised students to speak to the dean of the division in which the class is taught, and if the situation is not resolved, then students should come to her.

“Voicing concerns is certainly the first step be­cause a lot of students don’t,” said Turner. “They get their grades, they walk out the door, they know they’re never going to have that professor again, and they don’t worry about it. But then we don’t always know what’s happening.”

According to Turner, students shouldn’t be discour­aged to bring up concerns about tenured professors. Tenure is given to professors who demonstrate satisfac­tory performance during review periods during their first four years of employment, at which point their eval­uation periods become less frequent. This actually makes it more important for students dealing with issues with tenured teachers to bring their concerns forward.

“With any faculty member, if they have unsatis­factory performance reviews, then we do expect them to take corrective action to address those issues,” said Turner.

Turner said she encourages students to make sure they are certain where a problem lies before bringing concerns up to the deans or administrators.

“We want the students to do their own internal reflection,” said Turner. “[This way] they know their behavior and performance is the best it should be and not try to say, ‘Well, I failed the class because the professor did something,’ when in reality you find out the student never does their homework, the student never read the book. They’re just looking for someone else to take responsibility.”

Sullivan-Halpern acknowledged Turner’s point, but she said in this case the number of complaints from students and the fact that she considers herself a disci­plined student who is still struggling in this particular class demonstrates that there has definitely been a problem with the professor.

“I’m not the type of student who would just jump down a teacher’s throat like, ‘Oh, I’m doing poorly, so it must be the teacher’s fault,’ said Sullivan-Halpern. “I’m very internally motivated, and I generally am very able to get my stuff done without any issues.”

Turner also stressed that students shouldn’t be afraid of professors lowering their grades if a complaint is filed because the school has a strict policy against retaliation.

Turner and Jolly stressed that they need students to properly bring these issues forward because faculty evaluation processes only help so much.

“My job is to solve problems,” said Jolly. “We don’t just not do anything about it. We want these situations resolved. We don’t just let it go because if there’s a prob­lem with an instructor now, it may come up again.”

Sullivan-Halpern added that even if a student is doing well in a class, regardless of a poorly perform­ing professor, it’s important to speak up. Following her conversation with the Express, Sullivan-Halpern filed an informal report with Turner, which is in the process of being reviewed, with Turner.

“[My professor] has no control of the classroom, the dean isn’t taking any responsibility for this teacher’s actions in the classroom,” she said, “and quite frankly, I’d be so heartbroken to hear that next year, next semester, whatever, that some student is in this same boat that I’m in right now.”

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Editorial: Rethinking standardized education

Originally published in the April 23, 2013 print edition of the Sac City Express

standardized-testsIn recent years, budget cuts have changed the entire scope of the community college system.

There was a time when community college courses were free, easy to get into and students had a greater sense of community involvement and outreach.

To be successful on the college level today requires a small fortune, lots of dedication and a flexible schedule.

Getting into classes in a specific major isn’t usually that much of a challenge. However, getting into general education classes is almost always headache-inducing.

The solution in response to budget cuts from the state always seems to be cutting sections of courses or entire programs, but have City College administrators or the district officials considered alternate measures of reducing costs and allowing more people an opportunity to pursue their educational goals?

There are many alternatives for solving these problems, but most of them require looking at the education system from a new perspective. For years, we’ve lived in a world with a standardized education program. Perhaps it’s time for a change.

From the day we set foot on campus at our first school, we’re taught history, math, science, English and physical education. These subjects continue all the way through college, but as class sizes decrease, class sections disappear and enrolling in required classes becomes increasingly difficult, what if these general education classes could be customized to better fi t a specific degree?

Perhaps a science major would take more science and math classes, but fewer courses in history and English. To take it one step further, maybe that student could take an proficiency exam to test out of these courses altogether. Maybe more useful general education classes could also extend and teach basic computer skills, job interview skills, and everyday family life skills, such as financial stability.

Not only would this save students money, time and effort, but it would keep those classes open for people majoring in English or history or for people majoring in fields with more emphasis on these subjects, but less on math and science.

Sure, an argument could be made that to an extent math classes are important even for an English major, but as long as students can pass a general proficiency test, why force them to pay for classes that aren’t directly related to their major? And forcing adults to pay for physical education classes as a requirement to graduate? That’s absurd.

The system is outdated and old fashioned, and unless the economy and/ or state and federal budgets improve, changing the approach to general education may be the only viable solution.

Making these types of changes isn’t just a pipe dream; ideas like these are being taken seriously. According to City College Vice President of Instruction Mary Turner, the powers that be are looking at ideas for altering the general education curriculum.

“It is something that is being considered,” said Turner. “A lot of it has to do with state and federal curriculum regulations, but it’s being discussed. Like with anything, though, it’s a slow-moving process.”

Furthermore, there’s a new proposal for a fourth college system in California, in addition to UC, CSU and community colleges, which would allow students to earn a degree by proving their skills in a subject.

According to an article by Rachael Marcus from the Bay Area’s KQED online blog, “[The New University of California] wouldn’t offer classes, it wouldn’t charge tuition, and it wouldn’t hire professors. Instead, it would award degrees based on mastery of skills and subjects, even if the student has never taken a class.”

The article said that the new college system, proposed by Assemblyman Scott Wilk, a Republican from Santa Clarita, would be a system of students taking exams in their chosen career fields and once they pass enough exams, they would earn their degrees.

The bill is still in its early stages of hearings taking place this week to discuss whether it will move forward, but it is certainly an intriguing idea. With the plethora of information available online, in books and the many easily accessible collegiate lectures that can be found on websites such as YouTube, this is definitely a viable alternative.

Regardless of which method is used, if both or any number of alternatives are eventually offered, it’s obvious that the standardized education system is heading down a path of unfortunate uncertainty.

We’re fortunate because if Proposition 30 had failed, even more classes, sections and programs would have been cut from our district, which doesn’t have a lot left to cut. But the future will most likely bring more budget issues, and dealing with them in a way that satisfies everyone involved will require minds open to new ideas.

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Los Rios appoints new police chief

LRPD veteran Cheryl Sears to oversee department

Originally published in the April 9, 2013 print edition of the Sac City Express

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Cheryl Sears. Photo courtesy Cheryl Sears.

The Los Rios Community College District appointed former Cosumnes River College Police Captain Cheryl Sears in March as the district chief of police for the Los Rios Police Department.

Sears has worked in law enforcement for 30 years and was most recently the interim chief of police for the district. She took over as interim chief following the retirement of Rick Jones.

Sears, who worked as police captain at CRC for 15 years, said she has a goal to strengthen the police department as a whole and to work on better communicating with other local law enforcement agencies.

“I will work with all members of the Los Rios [Police Department] to develop close working relationships with students, staff, faculty and the surrounding communities at all of the colleges and outreach centers,” said Sears. “My goal is to continue to increase the visibility of our department and the services we provide, whether it is strengthening our efforts in the area of traditional law enforcement or enhancing our emergency preparedness.”

City College police captain Valerie Cox emphasized her respect for Sears, as well as her approval of the district’s decision to appoint Sears as the chief.

“I’ve had the privilege of working with Chief Sears for almost 20 years now and I believe that she’s going to be a great leader for this department,” said Cox. “She’s home-grown. She came up through our department and I believe the district’s choice in her not only shows faith for her talent and skill that she brings to the table, but I think it shows how much faith and respect they have for the department as a whole.

According to Cox, in addition to overseeing the district police department and the security and safety of the community, Sears will focus on reaching out to other local law enforcement agencies to ensure communication and cooperation across the departments.

Sears said she began her career in the United States Air Force, serving as a criminal investigator and later worked with the Honolulu Police Department.

“I moved to the Sacramento area in 1989 where I was the Regional Security Human Resources manager for Kaiser Permanente for Northern California,” said Sears. “I saw an ad in the Sacramento Bee in 1992 for a police officer with Los Rios and the rest is history.”

Sears said she believes safety not only requires strong law enforcement, but for everyone to participate in their own personal safety and to gain knowledge of what to do in the case of an emergency.

“My commitment to educational law enforcement rests in the belief that people are best protected when they are empowered to protect themselves,” said Sears. “I also believe that empowerment can only come through education, preparation and collaboration.”

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Editorial: Clearing the smoke on gun control

Controlling weapons doesn’t mean the end of freedom

Originally published in the Feb. 5, 2013 print edition of the Sac City Express

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Editorial illustration by Eddie Arcilla.

Whether it’s as far away as Sandy Hook Elementary School, a little closer like a movie theater in Colorado or right here at home—from gun scares at Arden Mall to officers being shot in our own backyard—a gun getting into the wrong hands and being used to cause chaos is something that’s simply happening too much lately.

With the entire nation wondering what the Obama Administration will ultimately do to fight the misuse of guns, one thing is clear: There is almost a down-the-middle split when it comes to opinions on guns.

On one hand, there’s the pro-gun crowd, those who feel the government is infringing on their rights by regulating gun ownership. These folks feel that guns should be used for protection, hunting, and that if everyone has a gun, things like the Aurora, Colo., theater shooting would result in a fewer deaths because a gunman like James Holmes could be stopped with another gun.

But for those of us on the other side of the spectrum, controlling guns is simply a way to help protect the innocent, especially the children of our nation. It isn’t about infringing on the rights of the people who like to shoot animals for sport or hide a handgun under their pillow for protection from late-night intruders.

It’s about regulation. Of course, there will never be one be-all-end-all solution to this problem, but by improving the mental healthcare system, lowering the ability of criminal-minded members of society obtaining weapons by requiring background checks, and making it harder to obtain unnecessarily powerful weapons and high amounts of ammunition by simply logging onto an Internet site, we decrease the likelihood of shooting massacres.

Even if everything in Obama’s plan passes, it won’t keep guns off the streets. If someone truly wants to cause destruction, there will still be ways of doing so, but in the long run, if we continue to fight for more control, it’ll help keep everyone safer. In addition to Obama’s legislation, it’s going to take better education, higher levels of security and overall better preparation for these types of events.

The thing some people seem to forget is that James Holmes, Adam Lanza, and Seung-Hui Cho were not criminals. They were everyday citizens like you and me who happened to have undiagnosed or uncontrolled mental health issues and access to powerful weapons.

Recently, according to Fox 40, there was a gunman spotted near Mark Twain Elementary School in Sacramento, and the school failed to go into a lockdown status. These are the types of mistakes that cause disaster. Requiring hour-long airport-like check-ins for first graders probably isn’t necessary, but there are plenty of simple steps that can be taken to help prevent tragedies like the Sandy Hook elementary shooting. Following standard procedures even in the case of a false alarm is the first step in that process.

For now, one thing is for sure. It’s pertinent that something be accomplished to prevent these tragedies in the future. It’s going to take the entire nation working together and a whole list of solutions being put into action, but if the people who are opposing this new legislation would realize that it isn’t about taking away Second Amendment rights, we can certainly move in the right direction to help ensure the safety of the innocent.

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“The Hobbit” parody gets laughs

Film class debuts “The Bobbit: An Unexpected Budget” at convocation

Originally published in the Feb. 5, 2013 print edition of the Sac City Express

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Screenshot. Bob Martinelli stars in a “Hobbit” film parody produced by the City College Filmmaking Projects class.

City College’s City Films debuted its latest creation, “The Bobbit: An Unexpected Budget,” a parody of the trailer for feature film, “The Hobbit” starring City College Vice President of Adminis­trative Services Bob Martinelli and City College President Kathryn Jeffery.

The film’s debut was met with laughter, cheers and a round of applause from faculty, staff and students in attendance at this semester’s convocation where the film was shown for the first time.

The film was created and produced by Theatre Arts and Film professor Robert Gore’s filmmaking projects (TA 332) class last semester and accord­ing to Gore, was completed just days before its debut.

Gore says that he’s extremely happy with the feedback he’s gotten so far.

“I was pleased we got the response we were hoping to get,” says Gore. “We were hoping every­one would be surprised to see Kathryn [Jeffery] and Bob [Martinelli] in it. We got the applause and laughter in all the right places. I think it was 100 percent a success. I think the people who knew about the film were surprised with the qual­ity of the film.”

Gore says that the film class returned to City College after being cut a couple years ago due to budget reasons. Part of the goal with this film, he says, was to help gain interest and exposure for the class so that district officials will see the importance of these types of classes.

“We are looking at making a sequel and pos­sibly working with the music department,” says Gore. “We’ve done that in the past. We may also collaborate with the [school’s] animation pro­gram, which is run by Patrick Crandley.”

Martinelli, who played the role of Baggins in the film, says he enjoyed the experience—even if he’s not planning to switch his profession any­time soon—and was pleased to see that others did as well.

“I’m certainly not going to quit my day job for a career in film,” says Martinelli. “I thought the class did a very fine job of using technology to produce a film parody that was quite entertain­ing given the ongoing budget crisis in California. It was a great example of working together on a project to promote student success.”

Gore added that approximately 20 students worked on the film.

Film major Tyler Adams was essential in the film-making process and says he spent countless hours working on the massive amount of com­puter graphic effects that went into the making of the film.

“It was fun to challenge myself,” says Adams, who finished the film over the winter break.

Adams was unable to attend the convocation debut but said he was happy with the response the film received.

“I was ecstatic when Rob was telling me how people reacted,” says Adams. “I was just so excited.”

In total, Gore and Adams said it took over 200 hours to make the two minute and 51 second film.

In addition to Jeffery and Martinelli, the film also features Gore, Theatre Arts and Film assis­tant professor Nathan Schemel, Vice President of Instructional Services Mary Turner and campus custodians Harry Outlaw and Gerald Pair.

Stay tuned to the Express for more on this film and other projects from the City College Theatre Arts and Film Department.

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Anthony Jeselnik: ‘One of the Greatest Guys of All Time’

Originally published Jan. 13, 2013 by AmericasComedy.com

Caligula, Anthony Jeselnik, Comedy Central, comedy special, stand-upI’ve been a fan of Anthony Jeselnik ever since I saw him in person as the opening act for Brian Posehn at Laughs Unlimited in Sacramento. At the time, I failed to realize how hilarious he really was because I thought his monotone style was unispired and he came off as being bored with his job.

But eventually I began quoting his jokes and realized how perfect his style matched his dark humor. I was hooked on his unique style of joke telling where you’re never really quite sure the direction a joke will take, until you find yourself spitting out your beverage of choice all over your friend.

Last night’s presentation of a Chicago performance titled Caligula, which aired on Comedy Central, was no different. Whether he was making light of rape, making fun of retarded people or confessing to the crowd that he’d rather spend a night with a dog than with his girlfriend, this stand-up show has something for everyone.

There’s no doubt about it, when you watch an Anthony Jeselnik show, you’re in for a lot of jokes with punch lines you won’t see coming. There are always a lot of jokes like this: “Yesterday, I accidently hit a little kid with my car—it wasn’t serious—nobody saw me.”

Probably the best part about Jeselnik’s shows is his interactions with the crowd. Just about every show I’ve seen from him has included some sort of audience participation. Whether it’s him thanking the crowd for a laugh, in his humble, monotone voice or picking out a lady in the front row to make fun of, Jeselnik brings the crowd into his show like no other comedian I’ve seen.

At one point he asked a couple how long they had been together. After they answered, he asked whether the man sucks his girlfriend’s toes. He followed it up by asking if the gentleman would do so if he were with someone else.

He opened the show with a rape joke and explained it’s important to do that so he can get a feel for his audience. Later on, after saying his girlfriend looks like her mom when she isn’t wearing makeup, he pointed at that he loved that particular joke. His reason was because the audience reacted as if it was the worst joke he had told so far, despite the fact that he told three rape jokes.

The rest of the show was filled with cracks at his girlfriend, his parents, and a series of jokes, which he pointed out, would get increasingly offensive. “I’ve spent the last 2 years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no one will do it.”

With jokes about his dad giving him the sex talk and how he learned his dad is into some crazy shit, to saying that his mom filled her room with pictures of Princess Diana—after the accident—his set definitely doesn’t disappoint.

A new series from Jeselnik called, The Jeselnik Offensive will begin February 19 on Comedy Central, but in the meantime, Caligula will provide a fix for your addiction to sick, twisted comedy and awesome one-liners.

But remember, if you don’t check out a rerun of Caligula, as Comedy Central’s stand-up Twitter account said prior to the show’s premiere, “You’re a bad person.”

Don’t worry though, because if you miss the special on Comedy Central and still don’t want to be a bad person, Anthony’s Caligula comedy CD will be available on iTunes tomorrow for $9.99.

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City College Tragedy

Photography student killed in train accident

Originally published in the Dec. 11, 2012 print edition of the Sac City Express

Photo courtesy of Pat Soberanis.

Photo courtesy of Pat Soberanis.

A City College student and St. Francis High School visual arts teacher died Dec. 8 when she was hit by a Union Pacific train just before 3 p.m. while taking photographs near 65th Street and Elvas Avenue in Sacramento.

Kathryn Mary Carlisle, 52, was reportedly hit from behind by the train while she was on the tracks taking photos of an oncoming train, according to Sacramento police. Carlisle was a student in City College’s Multimedia Capture course and a faculty member at St. Francis since 2008. She taught art, painting, sculpture and photography, according to a statement on the St. Francis website from school president Margo Reid Brown.

“I really don’t know what to say, I’m stunned and greatly saddened,” said City College photography professor Randy Allen, who taught Carlisle in his multimedia class this semester. “Kathy was a unique and wonderful person, a very talented student. She was taking my class to learn skills she could pass to her own students at St. Francis. It was easy to see she cared deeply for her students and loved teaching.”

Carlisle was married to Steve Jarvis and leaves behind three children. Two of her children, Will and Bianca, are in college and Violet is a freshman at St. Francis, said Brown.

“She had a family, it’s near the holidays,” said Doug Arnold, a former classmate of Carlisle’s in Introduction to Digital Photography at City College. “I can only imagine how devastating it must be for them.”

In addition to taking classes at City College, Carlisle took classes at Sacramento State.

“I found her to be dedicated and enthusiastic,” said Jim McMahen, who knew Carlisle from classes at City College. “She was a teacher, also, and she was very student-oriented. She was taking classes to make herself a better person and teacher.”

Several City College students left messages on Allen’s multimedia course Facebook page expressing how much Carlisle meant to them and giving support to her family and friends.

“Kathy Carlisle was my classmate in two photography classes at Sac City, where I witnessed her incredible artistry and felt her vibrant spirit,” said fellow multimedia classmate Pat Soberanis. “She had so much passion for her work. I was amazed to learn she was just as devoted to her three children and her many students.”

City College student and Photography Department lab technician Nick Hunte said he was shocked by the tragic accident that happened to Carlisle, a fellow student who was always excited to learn something new.

“The Sac City community and St. Francis community lost someone great and someone so accomplished,” said Hunte. “She could have accomplished so much more. It is very tragic.”

Carlisle was an award-winning photographer and was involved in visual arts around the community. She taught a visual and performing arts class, which focused on the Holocaust. She also produced several local Holocaust exhibitions, according to the Bee.

“Kathy was a passionate artist, and dedicated teacher to her students,” said Brown in her statement. “She possessed the ability to teach students to connect to their audience through art and showed them the incredible power of photography to tell a story or convey a message.”

According to Brown, classes at St. Francis were canceled on Dec. 10 and a remembrance session for Carlisle was held for students, staff, faculty and parents. There is a memorial that has been set up on campus for members of the school who want to pay respects to Carlisle.

The City College community expressed sadness, as well.

“We’re always sad when we hear about something like this happening to one of our students,” said City College President Kathryn Jeffery. “The impact of this accident is considerable on the students who had a chance to work with Kathy and get to know her.”

Soberanis described the shock and loss of losing Carlisle.

“It’s hard to believe she’s no longer on this earth, leaving warmth and smiles in her wake,” said Soberanis. “We will miss her so much.”

A memorial location has been set up on the St. Francis High School campus at the Virgin Mary in Serra Court.

For a full statement from SCC President Kathryn Jeffery, visit: www.saccityexpress.com.

Additional reporting by Jessica Rine. 

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‘A Christmas Story 2’

A movie non-review

Originally published Dec. 9, 2012 by SacCityExpress.com

"A Christmas Story" leg lamp and Bobbleheads. Daniel Wilson | daniel.wilson8504@yahoo.com

“A Christmas Story” leg lamp and Bobbleheads. Photo by Daniel Wilson.

It was a dark and stormy night and not a creature was stirring, except for my cat.

Well, actually it wasn’t dark and stormy, but if I recall correctly, it was drizzling a bit. You know, what we call a storm here in Sacramento.

Anyway, I was looking through Target’s weekly advertisement in search of a new video game to purchase when I came across the biggest monstrosity I’ve ever seen: “A Christmas Story 2”.

My jaw dropped to the floor, my eyes lowered in anger and my stomach curled, as if to tell me it was time to go puke. I turned to my wife and said, “A Christmas Story 2”? This was followed by several words I’d rather not mention right now, but if you’re as big a fan of the original movie as I am, I’m sure it’s not hard to figure them all out.

Growing up in the ’90s, “A Christmas Story” was a part of the holiday season, almost as much as presents, time off from school and large plates of delicious goodies. We’d watch the 24-hour marathon on TNT or TBS, or sometimes both, and by the end of the night could quote every single line in the movie.

One year, my mom had to work on Christmas Day so my little sister and I, elementary and middle school ages respectively, had to sit at home all day and wait for her to return before opening any presents. It was torture, but watching Ralphie try to convince his mom he wasn’t going to shoot his eye out made it all the more bearable.

Today, my wife and I don’t celebrate Christmas anymore due to several reasons, mainly because we are not religious, but “A Christmas Story” remains a part of our yearly winter tradition. I own four different copies, two Bobbleheads from the movie and even a leg lamp, which I keep on my dining room table year-round.

Yeah. I’m that obsessed.

I’m sure by now you can imagine my level of disgust at the fact that Jean Shepherd (the co-writer of both films) felt the need to create a sequel.

I have not and will not watch the new movie.

From the trailer, I will say this: director Brian Levant did an excellent job making the movie look and feel as if it were recorded shortly after the original. The sets look similar, the washed-out colors and old-school cars make it feel like an ’80s flick that takes place in the ’40s, and the actors look semi-decent in comparison to the original cast, with the exception of Daniel Stern as the Old Man. He just looks too young, as if he’s decreased in age, and he looks nothing like Darren McGavin, who played the Old Man in the original movie.

However, my biggest complaint is the story. According to the trailer, the movie takes place several years after the original and Ralphie’s (now called Ralph) little brother, Randy, talks a lot more. From the trailer, I’d say he talks too much. I prefer him mumbling while wearing his puffy coat or chanting “Meatloaf, double beat-loaf.”

Ralphie is still a whiny kid, though now he’s a teenager so it doesn’t come across as cute anymore. He wants a car for Christmas, which doesn’t even make sense. Who asks for a car for Christmas? He and his friends Flick and Schwartz, who both make a return from the original, get jobs at the department store to help pay for it.

The worst part is the writers couldn’t even come up with new jokes or original ideas.

Randy gets a costume for Christmas from Aunt Clara, there’s a scene in the department store where the kids sit on Santa’s lap, the Old Man is still fighting the furnace, Randy still has to be wrapped up by his mother in 50 feet of clothing just to go outside, and there’s even a poor-taste sex joke thrown in, which ruins the family values that the original captured so well.

Furthermore, the leg lamp makes a return as a gift from Santa to the Old Man. Additionally, Stern’s portrayal of one of the most charming characters in the original movie is too over the top and silly for my taste.

The fact that Shepherd and Levant had the nerve to make this film, to use footage from the original in the trailer and to call it the “Official Sequel” makes me sick to my stomach, but they had to go and make a DVD two-pack and sell the two of them together. I can’t even put into words how upset that makes me.

I guess when it’s all said and done, the existence of this film doesn’t make me enjoy the original any less, but it just saddens me that an obvious cash-in like this could be created. No one asked for this sequel to be made and if it had to be done, it could have at least been done better.

Just from the trailer alone, I can tell the story is ridiculous, lazy and overly cheesy.

The fact that the humor and look of the movie tie in pretty well with the original will not be enough to keep this budget title from the depths of the deepest bargain bin.

No one will remember it come next Christmas. Good riddance.

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Nintendo visits Sacramento

Impressions of the Wii U

Originally published Dec. 1, 2012 by SacCityExpress.com

Nintendo’s Airstream Tour made a stop at the Sheraton Hotel in Downtown Sacramento for a private press event. Daniel Wilson | daniel.wilson8504@yahoo.com

The Mario Bros. are displayed on the side of Nintendo’s promo bus. Photo by Daniel Wilson.

Nintendo launched its new Wii U system on Nov. 18, and with it, came the beginning of a new generation in gaming.

The Wii U is Nintendo’s first high-definition console. It is fully backward-compatible with the Wii and has improved online functionality, including a social hub called the Miiverse (a fusion of Mii and universe) which allows players to communicate with others using the Mii avatar characters.

Most importantly the system sports a fancy new controller that combines traditional face buttons and joysticks with an innovative built-in touch screen.

Available in two models—a base 8GB model and a deluxe 32GB model—the system is flying off store shelves and is sold out in most locations. Like the launch of the Wii in 2006, Nintendo is once again having trouble keeping up with demand.

Gamers everywhere are itching to get their hands on this new system. On Nov. 26, I had the opportunity to sit down with the system when Nintendo’s Airstream Tour made a stop at the Sheraton Hotel in Downtown Sacramento for a private press event.

The Hardware

Upon entering the Airstream trailer, Nintendo representative David Young handed me the Wii U console to look at as he got everything set up. I noticed the system is a lot longer from front to back than the Wii, but it’s also just as light and well-built.

Young then handed me the new Wii U game pad, which I had previously held at both E3 2011 and in local Target stores, but hadn’t had a chance to really look at.

In pictures, the controller appears to be large and awkward. It’s really not. It’s actually very comfortable and Nintendo did a great job keeping it ergonomic. I have fairly large hands, however, and I’m not sure how well it would fit a small child’s hands.

I also got to hold the new Pro Controller, which is Nintendo’s answer for those players who want to play their games in a more traditional fashion. Though I didn’t have time to play test it, the controller is sturdy, ergonomic, light, and all the buttons feel like they should. I was quite impressed and would recommend it for any Wii U gamer.

Nintendo’s Airstream Tour made a stop at the Sheraton Hotel in Downtown Sacramento for a private press event. Daniel Wilson | daniel.wilson8504@yahoo.com

Nintendo’s Airstream Tour made a stop at the Sheraton Hotel in Downtown Sacramento for a private press event. Photo by Daniel Wilson.

New Super Mario Bros. U

First, I got to play “New Super Mario Bros. U”. I won’t say too much about it because, well, it’s Mario and it’s a formula that just works. The game looks stunning in HD and the controls work well on the game pad. I only played two levels but it was enough to tell that this is a must-have title for the new system.

I did get to try the functionality that allows players to continue a game on the touch screen when someone else wants to use the TV. It works as expected and it was nice not having to grab the TV remote to use this function. There is a button on the Wii pad that allows players to pull up a virtual TV remote and change the volume, channel, or turn off the TV altogether.

Unfortunately, Young informed me that not all games will have the ability to do this, but those that do will surely keep siblings from fighting over the TV or my wife and I arguing when she wants to watch her shows about cats.

Nintendo Land

Next up was “Nintendo Land”, which is a mini-game collection that essentially serves the same purpose as “Wii Sports” did when the Wii launched: to show off all the functionality of the new system.

The first game I tried was a single-player experience called “Takamaru’s Ninja Castle”, which has the player flinging ninja stars at different colored ninjas who pop up on the screen in random locations. To flick the ninja stars, players slide their hand along the Wii pad while holding it sideways and aiming at the screen.

The blue ninjas just sort of stand there but red and black ones will throw projectiles back at the player. It’s a simple game but it showed off just how well the Wii pad can work in conjunction with the television.

I was impressed with how quickly the ninja stars showed up on screen after swiping the touch screen. There were no latency or lag issues and everything worked the way it should. In fact, the game is quite difficult because you actually have to aim at the enemy you are trying to hit and account for things like the distance the star has to travel.

The next mini-game we played was “Donkey Kong’s Crash Course”, which has players using the Wii pad’s tilt functionality to move a small cart left, right, up and down along a path on the screen, ala the original “Donkey Kong”.

This game seemed simple, but was actually quite challenging because once again the controller’s functionality worked seamlessly. This means that a slight tilt left will move the cart left, so players must be very accurate. If you move the cart too fast, it’ll smash into an obstacle and the player must start again.

The only issue I had with this particular mini-game was a part when the player has to blow into the microphone on the Wii pad to spin a fan that raises the cart to a higher level of the course. I naturally wanted to put the mic right up to my mouth, but it needed to be further back. I got the hang of it after a while, but I thought the game’s developers could have done a better job explaining how to properly use this functionality.

The final game I played in “Nintendo Land” was “Mario Chase”, which is a multiplayer game that I played against Young. The player holding the Wii pad must run through a multi-colored maze and try to survive for two minutes without being caught by the other player. Using only the screen of the Wii pad, this player has a top down view of the entire map.

The player or players (the mini-game supports up to five players, one on the Wii pad and one to four on the Wii Remotes) use a Wii Remote while looking at the TV screen to navigate the maze from a third-person perspective and try to track down the runner.

It seems like the player with the Wii pad would have the advantage, but it’s actually quite challenging because the chaser is told which colored section of the map the player on the pad is hiding in. The first time we played, Young and his two AI bots beat me pretty quickly but the second time I almost made it, with Young capturing me with just 16 seconds left on the timer.

ZombiU

The last game I played was “ZombiU”. I was glad I got to try this one out, despite not being that interested in it when it was announced because I got a glimpse into how well the Wii U can handle hardcore games.

One of the issues with the Wii was that it couldn’t compete very well with Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3 when it came to games like “Batman”, “Mass Effect” or “Call of Duty”, but “ZombiU” convinced me that the Wii U will not have that problem.

I really wasn’t into this game much at first because the player only has a flash light and it was difficult to see where to go.

No sooner than I had mentioned this to Airstream’s truck driver Don Davis, when I received a map and was tasked with turning the lights in the underground subway on. The map being on the Wii pad was an excellent addition; no more having to pause the game to look at the map.

Young explained to me that this game plays in real time, so if the player dies, the character doesn’t come back. Instead, the player begins playing as a different survivor of the zombie outbreak and to recollect anything the previous character had collected, the player must find the dead body of the previous character and collect his backpack.

Also, when digging through your backpack, which is done by using the touch screen on the Wii pad and dragging and dropping items in or out of your backpack to or from your active inventory, the character is not paused in the game world like in most games. So players must be careful where and when they stop to find something in their backpack because they can still be attacked or killed.

The best part of “ZombiU” was probably the shooting, which is done by holding up the Wii pad and moving it around the room to aim while shooting at the zombies. This makes the player feel like the world around them is part of the game world and the level of immersion is intensified 10-fold. I could imagine how creepy this could be sitting on the couch at night with all the lights off.

Closing comments

Overall, though I had a short time with the new system, I was very impressed and will be adding this console to my entertainment center in the future. I think there is a plethora of potential with all of the ways the Wii pad can be used and I feel the best is still to come. I think Nintendo has once again hit the ball out of the park and gamers will be playing Wii U for a long time.

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Do you believe in witches?

Sac State professor to speak at City College

Originally published Nov. 27, 2012 by SacCityExpress.com

The Rodda North building can be found on the north west side of City College campus. Photo by Evan E. Duran.

Ever wondered what witches can reveal about the resurrection of Jesus Christ?

Sacramento State philosophy professor Matt McCormick will speak on that very subject Nov. 29 at City College in a presentation that will address the idea of Jesus coming back from the dead and how it relates to belief in witches and the Salem Witch Trials.

The event is presented by the Sac City Freethinkers Club.  The event co-host is the Secular Student Alliance, a group who aims to “to organize, unite, educate, and serve students and student communities that promote the ideals of scientific and critical inquiry, democracy, secularism, and human-based ethics,” according to secularstudents.org.

McCormick is the author of a recently published book called “Atheism and the Case against Christ”, in which he “undermines Christianity and theism at their foundations; provides a powerful model for better critical reasoning; and builds a compelling case for atheism,” according to a flier for the event.

This free presentation will take place in Rodda Hall North, Room 258, from 5:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. and is open to everyone.

McCormick will also hold a question and answer session following his speech.

More information on the Sac City Freethinkers is available at SacCityFreethinkers.wordpress.com.

For more on Matt McCormick, visit www.provingthenegative.com.

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