Anthony Jeselnik: ‘One of the Greatest Guys of All Time’

Originally published Jan. 13, 2013 by AmericasComedy.com

Caligula, Anthony Jeselnik, Comedy Central, comedy special, stand-upI’ve been a fan of Anthony Jeselnik ever since I saw him in person as the opening act for Brian Posehn at Laughs Unlimited in Sacramento. At the time, I failed to realize how hilarious he really was because I thought his monotone style was unispired and he came off as being bored with his job.

But eventually I began quoting his jokes and realized how perfect his style matched his dark humor. I was hooked on his unique style of joke telling where you’re never really quite sure the direction a joke will take, until you find yourself spitting out your beverage of choice all over your friend.

Last night’s presentation of a Chicago performance titled Caligula, which aired on Comedy Central, was no different. Whether he was making light of rape, making fun of retarded people or confessing to the crowd that he’d rather spend a night with a dog than with his girlfriend, this stand-up show has something for everyone.

There’s no doubt about it, when you watch an Anthony Jeselnik show, you’re in for a lot of jokes with punch lines you won’t see coming. There are always a lot of jokes like this: “Yesterday, I accidently hit a little kid with my car—it wasn’t serious—nobody saw me.”

Probably the best part about Jeselnik’s shows is his interactions with the crowd. Just about every show I’ve seen from him has included some sort of audience participation. Whether it’s him thanking the crowd for a laugh, in his humble, monotone voice or picking out a lady in the front row to make fun of, Jeselnik brings the crowd into his show like no other comedian I’ve seen.

At one point he asked a couple how long they had been together. After they answered, he asked whether the man sucks his girlfriend’s toes. He followed it up by asking if the gentleman would do so if he were with someone else.

He opened the show with a rape joke and explained it’s important to do that so he can get a feel for his audience. Later on, after saying his girlfriend looks like her mom when she isn’t wearing makeup, he pointed at that he loved that particular joke. His reason was because the audience reacted as if it was the worst joke he had told so far, despite the fact that he told three rape jokes.

The rest of the show was filled with cracks at his girlfriend, his parents, and a series of jokes, which he pointed out, would get increasingly offensive. “I’ve spent the last 2 years looking for my ex-girlfriend’s killer, but no one will do it.”

With jokes about his dad giving him the sex talk and how he learned his dad is into some crazy shit, to saying that his mom filled her room with pictures of Princess Diana—after the accident—his set definitely doesn’t disappoint.

A new series from Jeselnik called, The Jeselnik Offensive will begin February 19 on Comedy Central, but in the meantime, Caligula will provide a fix for your addiction to sick, twisted comedy and awesome one-liners.

But remember, if you don’t check out a rerun of Caligula, as Comedy Central’s stand-up Twitter account said prior to the show’s premiere, “You’re a bad person.”

Don’t worry though, because if you miss the special on Comedy Central and still don’t want to be a bad person, Anthony’s Caligula comedy CD will be available on iTunes tomorrow for $9.99.

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City College Tragedy

Photography student killed in train accident

Originally published in the Dec. 11, 2012 print edition of the Sac City Express

Photo courtesy of Pat Soberanis.

Photo courtesy of Pat Soberanis.

A City College student and St. Francis High School visual arts teacher died Dec. 8 when she was hit by a Union Pacific train just before 3 p.m. while taking photographs near 65th Street and Elvas Avenue in Sacramento.

Kathryn Mary Carlisle, 52, was reportedly hit from behind by the train while she was on the tracks taking photos of an oncoming train, according to Sacramento police. Carlisle was a student in City College’s Multimedia Capture course and a faculty member at St. Francis since 2008. She taught art, painting, sculpture and photography, according to a statement on the St. Francis website from school president Margo Reid Brown.

“I really don’t know what to say, I’m stunned and greatly saddened,” said City College photography professor Randy Allen, who taught Carlisle in his multimedia class this semester. “Kathy was a unique and wonderful person, a very talented student. She was taking my class to learn skills she could pass to her own students at St. Francis. It was easy to see she cared deeply for her students and loved teaching.”

Carlisle was married to Steve Jarvis and leaves behind three children. Two of her children, Will and Bianca, are in college and Violet is a freshman at St. Francis, said Brown.

“She had a family, it’s near the holidays,” said Doug Arnold, a former classmate of Carlisle’s in Introduction to Digital Photography at City College. “I can only imagine how devastating it must be for them.”

In addition to taking classes at City College, Carlisle took classes at Sacramento State.

“I found her to be dedicated and enthusiastic,” said Jim McMahen, who knew Carlisle from classes at City College. “She was a teacher, also, and she was very student-oriented. She was taking classes to make herself a better person and teacher.”

Several City College students left messages on Allen’s multimedia course Facebook page expressing how much Carlisle meant to them and giving support to her family and friends.

“Kathy Carlisle was my classmate in two photography classes at Sac City, where I witnessed her incredible artistry and felt her vibrant spirit,” said fellow multimedia classmate Pat Soberanis. “She had so much passion for her work. I was amazed to learn she was just as devoted to her three children and her many students.”

City College student and Photography Department lab technician Nick Hunte said he was shocked by the tragic accident that happened to Carlisle, a fellow student who was always excited to learn something new.

“The Sac City community and St. Francis community lost someone great and someone so accomplished,” said Hunte. “She could have accomplished so much more. It is very tragic.”

Carlisle was an award-winning photographer and was involved in visual arts around the community. She taught a visual and performing arts class, which focused on the Holocaust. She also produced several local Holocaust exhibitions, according to the Bee.

“Kathy was a passionate artist, and dedicated teacher to her students,” said Brown in her statement. “She possessed the ability to teach students to connect to their audience through art and showed them the incredible power of photography to tell a story or convey a message.”

According to Brown, classes at St. Francis were canceled on Dec. 10 and a remembrance session for Carlisle was held for students, staff, faculty and parents. There is a memorial that has been set up on campus for members of the school who want to pay respects to Carlisle.

The City College community expressed sadness, as well.

“We’re always sad when we hear about something like this happening to one of our students,” said City College President Kathryn Jeffery. “The impact of this accident is considerable on the students who had a chance to work with Kathy and get to know her.”

Soberanis described the shock and loss of losing Carlisle.

“It’s hard to believe she’s no longer on this earth, leaving warmth and smiles in her wake,” said Soberanis. “We will miss her so much.”

A memorial location has been set up on the St. Francis High School campus at the Virgin Mary in Serra Court.

For a full statement from SCC President Kathryn Jeffery, visit: www.saccityexpress.com.

Additional reporting by Jessica Rine. 

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‘A Christmas Story 2’

A movie non-review

Originally published Dec. 9, 2012 by SacCityExpress.com

"A Christmas Story" leg lamp and Bobbleheads. Daniel Wilson | daniel.wilson8504@yahoo.com

“A Christmas Story” leg lamp and Bobbleheads. Photo by Daniel Wilson.

It was a dark and stormy night and not a creature was stirring, except for my cat.

Well, actually it wasn’t dark and stormy, but if I recall correctly, it was drizzling a bit. You know, what we call a storm here in Sacramento.

Anyway, I was looking through Target’s weekly advertisement in search of a new video game to purchase when I came across the biggest monstrosity I’ve ever seen: “A Christmas Story 2”.

My jaw dropped to the floor, my eyes lowered in anger and my stomach curled, as if to tell me it was time to go puke. I turned to my wife and said, “A Christmas Story 2”? This was followed by several words I’d rather not mention right now, but if you’re as big a fan of the original movie as I am, I’m sure it’s not hard to figure them all out.

Growing up in the ’90s, “A Christmas Story” was a part of the holiday season, almost as much as presents, time off from school and large plates of delicious goodies. We’d watch the 24-hour marathon on TNT or TBS, or sometimes both, and by the end of the night could quote every single line in the movie.

One year, my mom had to work on Christmas Day so my little sister and I, elementary and middle school ages respectively, had to sit at home all day and wait for her to return before opening any presents. It was torture, but watching Ralphie try to convince his mom he wasn’t going to shoot his eye out made it all the more bearable.

Today, my wife and I don’t celebrate Christmas anymore due to several reasons, mainly because we are not religious, but “A Christmas Story” remains a part of our yearly winter tradition. I own four different copies, two Bobbleheads from the movie and even a leg lamp, which I keep on my dining room table year-round.

Yeah. I’m that obsessed.

I’m sure by now you can imagine my level of disgust at the fact that Jean Shepherd (the co-writer of both films) felt the need to create a sequel.

I have not and will not watch the new movie.

From the trailer, I will say this: director Brian Levant did an excellent job making the movie look and feel as if it were recorded shortly after the original. The sets look similar, the washed-out colors and old-school cars make it feel like an ’80s flick that takes place in the ’40s, and the actors look semi-decent in comparison to the original cast, with the exception of Daniel Stern as the Old Man. He just looks too young, as if he’s decreased in age, and he looks nothing like Darren McGavin, who played the Old Man in the original movie.

However, my biggest complaint is the story. According to the trailer, the movie takes place several years after the original and Ralphie’s (now called Ralph) little brother, Randy, talks a lot more. From the trailer, I’d say he talks too much. I prefer him mumbling while wearing his puffy coat or chanting “Meatloaf, double beat-loaf.”

Ralphie is still a whiny kid, though now he’s a teenager so it doesn’t come across as cute anymore. He wants a car for Christmas, which doesn’t even make sense. Who asks for a car for Christmas? He and his friends Flick and Schwartz, who both make a return from the original, get jobs at the department store to help pay for it.

The worst part is the writers couldn’t even come up with new jokes or original ideas.

Randy gets a costume for Christmas from Aunt Clara, there’s a scene in the department store where the kids sit on Santa’s lap, the Old Man is still fighting the furnace, Randy still has to be wrapped up by his mother in 50 feet of clothing just to go outside, and there’s even a poor-taste sex joke thrown in, which ruins the family values that the original captured so well.

Furthermore, the leg lamp makes a return as a gift from Santa to the Old Man. Additionally, Stern’s portrayal of one of the most charming characters in the original movie is too over the top and silly for my taste.

The fact that Shepherd and Levant had the nerve to make this film, to use footage from the original in the trailer and to call it the “Official Sequel” makes me sick to my stomach, but they had to go and make a DVD two-pack and sell the two of them together. I can’t even put into words how upset that makes me.

I guess when it’s all said and done, the existence of this film doesn’t make me enjoy the original any less, but it just saddens me that an obvious cash-in like this could be created. No one asked for this sequel to be made and if it had to be done, it could have at least been done better.

Just from the trailer alone, I can tell the story is ridiculous, lazy and overly cheesy.

The fact that the humor and look of the movie tie in pretty well with the original will not be enough to keep this budget title from the depths of the deepest bargain bin.

No one will remember it come next Christmas. Good riddance.

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Nintendo visits Sacramento

Impressions of the Wii U

Originally published Dec. 1, 2012 by SacCityExpress.com

Nintendo’s Airstream Tour made a stop at the Sheraton Hotel in Downtown Sacramento for a private press event. Daniel Wilson | daniel.wilson8504@yahoo.com

The Mario Bros. are displayed on the side of Nintendo’s promo bus. Photo by Daniel Wilson.

Nintendo launched its new Wii U system on Nov. 18, and with it, came the beginning of a new generation in gaming.

The Wii U is Nintendo’s first high-definition console. It is fully backward-compatible with the Wii and has improved online functionality, including a social hub called the Miiverse (a fusion of Mii and universe) which allows players to communicate with others using the Mii avatar characters.

Most importantly the system sports a fancy new controller that combines traditional face buttons and joysticks with an innovative built-in touch screen.

Available in two models—a base 8GB model and a deluxe 32GB model—the system is flying off store shelves and is sold out in most locations. Like the launch of the Wii in 2006, Nintendo is once again having trouble keeping up with demand.

Gamers everywhere are itching to get their hands on this new system. On Nov. 26, I had the opportunity to sit down with the system when Nintendo’s Airstream Tour made a stop at the Sheraton Hotel in Downtown Sacramento for a private press event.

The Hardware

Upon entering the Airstream trailer, Nintendo representative David Young handed me the Wii U console to look at as he got everything set up. I noticed the system is a lot longer from front to back than the Wii, but it’s also just as light and well-built.

Young then handed me the new Wii U game pad, which I had previously held at both E3 2011 and in local Target stores, but hadn’t had a chance to really look at.

In pictures, the controller appears to be large and awkward. It’s really not. It’s actually very comfortable and Nintendo did a great job keeping it ergonomic. I have fairly large hands, however, and I’m not sure how well it would fit a small child’s hands.

I also got to hold the new Pro Controller, which is Nintendo’s answer for those players who want to play their games in a more traditional fashion. Though I didn’t have time to play test it, the controller is sturdy, ergonomic, light, and all the buttons feel like they should. I was quite impressed and would recommend it for any Wii U gamer.

Nintendo’s Airstream Tour made a stop at the Sheraton Hotel in Downtown Sacramento for a private press event. Daniel Wilson | daniel.wilson8504@yahoo.com

Nintendo’s Airstream Tour made a stop at the Sheraton Hotel in Downtown Sacramento for a private press event. Photo by Daniel Wilson.

New Super Mario Bros. U

First, I got to play “New Super Mario Bros. U”. I won’t say too much about it because, well, it’s Mario and it’s a formula that just works. The game looks stunning in HD and the controls work well on the game pad. I only played two levels but it was enough to tell that this is a must-have title for the new system.

I did get to try the functionality that allows players to continue a game on the touch screen when someone else wants to use the TV. It works as expected and it was nice not having to grab the TV remote to use this function. There is a button on the Wii pad that allows players to pull up a virtual TV remote and change the volume, channel, or turn off the TV altogether.

Unfortunately, Young informed me that not all games will have the ability to do this, but those that do will surely keep siblings from fighting over the TV or my wife and I arguing when she wants to watch her shows about cats.

Nintendo Land

Next up was “Nintendo Land”, which is a mini-game collection that essentially serves the same purpose as “Wii Sports” did when the Wii launched: to show off all the functionality of the new system.

The first game I tried was a single-player experience called “Takamaru’s Ninja Castle”, which has the player flinging ninja stars at different colored ninjas who pop up on the screen in random locations. To flick the ninja stars, players slide their hand along the Wii pad while holding it sideways and aiming at the screen.

The blue ninjas just sort of stand there but red and black ones will throw projectiles back at the player. It’s a simple game but it showed off just how well the Wii pad can work in conjunction with the television.

I was impressed with how quickly the ninja stars showed up on screen after swiping the touch screen. There were no latency or lag issues and everything worked the way it should. In fact, the game is quite difficult because you actually have to aim at the enemy you are trying to hit and account for things like the distance the star has to travel.

The next mini-game we played was “Donkey Kong’s Crash Course”, which has players using the Wii pad’s tilt functionality to move a small cart left, right, up and down along a path on the screen, ala the original “Donkey Kong”.

This game seemed simple, but was actually quite challenging because once again the controller’s functionality worked seamlessly. This means that a slight tilt left will move the cart left, so players must be very accurate. If you move the cart too fast, it’ll smash into an obstacle and the player must start again.

The only issue I had with this particular mini-game was a part when the player has to blow into the microphone on the Wii pad to spin a fan that raises the cart to a higher level of the course. I naturally wanted to put the mic right up to my mouth, but it needed to be further back. I got the hang of it after a while, but I thought the game’s developers could have done a better job explaining how to properly use this functionality.

The final game I played in “Nintendo Land” was “Mario Chase”, which is a multiplayer game that I played against Young. The player holding the Wii pad must run through a multi-colored maze and try to survive for two minutes without being caught by the other player. Using only the screen of the Wii pad, this player has a top down view of the entire map.

The player or players (the mini-game supports up to five players, one on the Wii pad and one to four on the Wii Remotes) use a Wii Remote while looking at the TV screen to navigate the maze from a third-person perspective and try to track down the runner.

It seems like the player with the Wii pad would have the advantage, but it’s actually quite challenging because the chaser is told which colored section of the map the player on the pad is hiding in. The first time we played, Young and his two AI bots beat me pretty quickly but the second time I almost made it, with Young capturing me with just 16 seconds left on the timer.

ZombiU

The last game I played was “ZombiU”. I was glad I got to try this one out, despite not being that interested in it when it was announced because I got a glimpse into how well the Wii U can handle hardcore games.

One of the issues with the Wii was that it couldn’t compete very well with Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3 when it came to games like “Batman”, “Mass Effect” or “Call of Duty”, but “ZombiU” convinced me that the Wii U will not have that problem.

I really wasn’t into this game much at first because the player only has a flash light and it was difficult to see where to go.

No sooner than I had mentioned this to Airstream’s truck driver Don Davis, when I received a map and was tasked with turning the lights in the underground subway on. The map being on the Wii pad was an excellent addition; no more having to pause the game to look at the map.

Young explained to me that this game plays in real time, so if the player dies, the character doesn’t come back. Instead, the player begins playing as a different survivor of the zombie outbreak and to recollect anything the previous character had collected, the player must find the dead body of the previous character and collect his backpack.

Also, when digging through your backpack, which is done by using the touch screen on the Wii pad and dragging and dropping items in or out of your backpack to or from your active inventory, the character is not paused in the game world like in most games. So players must be careful where and when they stop to find something in their backpack because they can still be attacked or killed.

The best part of “ZombiU” was probably the shooting, which is done by holding up the Wii pad and moving it around the room to aim while shooting at the zombies. This makes the player feel like the world around them is part of the game world and the level of immersion is intensified 10-fold. I could imagine how creepy this could be sitting on the couch at night with all the lights off.

Closing comments

Overall, though I had a short time with the new system, I was very impressed and will be adding this console to my entertainment center in the future. I think there is a plethora of potential with all of the ways the Wii pad can be used and I feel the best is still to come. I think Nintendo has once again hit the ball out of the park and gamers will be playing Wii U for a long time.

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Do you believe in witches?

Sac State professor to speak at City College

Originally published Nov. 27, 2012 by SacCityExpress.com

The Rodda North building can be found on the north west side of City College campus. Photo by Evan E. Duran.

Ever wondered what witches can reveal about the resurrection of Jesus Christ?

Sacramento State philosophy professor Matt McCormick will speak on that very subject Nov. 29 at City College in a presentation that will address the idea of Jesus coming back from the dead and how it relates to belief in witches and the Salem Witch Trials.

The event is presented by the Sac City Freethinkers Club.  The event co-host is the Secular Student Alliance, a group who aims to “to organize, unite, educate, and serve students and student communities that promote the ideals of scientific and critical inquiry, democracy, secularism, and human-based ethics,” according to secularstudents.org.

McCormick is the author of a recently published book called “Atheism and the Case against Christ”, in which he “undermines Christianity and theism at their foundations; provides a powerful model for better critical reasoning; and builds a compelling case for atheism,” according to a flier for the event.

This free presentation will take place in Rodda Hall North, Room 258, from 5:30 p.m. to 7:30 p.m. and is open to everyone.

McCormick will also hold a question and answer session following his speech.

More information on the Sac City Freethinkers is available at SacCityFreethinkers.wordpress.com.

For more on Matt McCormick, visit www.provingthenegative.com.

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Essay: The Art of Michelangelo — A selection of works

Class: Art History 300
Assignment: Academic Paper
Date: Nov. 25, 2012

Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni or more commonly known as simply Michelangelo was an Italian Renaissance[1] poet, sculptor, painter and architect who is viewed today as one of the most influential men to have ever lived and one of the greatest artists in the history of the world. From his fresco paintings to his many sculptures, writings and other artwork, his work is more well-known than most other artists throughout history.

Michelangelo’s work can be seen in much of the world, whether it be in its original form or in museums. His work is said, by scholars, to have inspired the work of many members of the arts for centuries to come. The work of Michelangelo is undeniably beautiful and when viewed among other works, can be pretty easily identified as his work. While it shares many of the aspects of other artwork from the period he lived, Michelangelo’s work is unique to him and that is part of what makes it so interesting. Much of Michelangelo’s work was inspired by the Bible, like most of the work of the Italian Renaissance, but his work captures the thoughts and opinions that he held of such ideas and stories in a way that is special and significant to him.  

            His most famous works are probably those that adorn the ceiling and west wall of the Sistine Chapel. According to All-Art.org, the frescoes on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel (The Vatican) are the best known frescoes of Michelangelo, but he’s most famous for his sculptures. The fact that he was able to perfect several art forms wasn’t uncommon at the time Michelangelo lived. Many artists perfected many types of art, though most probably focused their energy on one or two (All-Art). “The high regard for the Sistine ceiling is partly a reflection of the greater attention paid to painting in the 20th century and partly, too, of the fact that it, unlike many of the artist’s works in the other media, was completed,” (All-Art, Page 1).

            The ceiling of the Sistine Chapel has always been an intriguing work of Michelangelo’s because of its sheer size and the overwhelming feeling it must give a viewer upon seeing it for the first time. Much of the Sistine Chapel’s artwork is made up of fresco paintings, which is, “a painting using fresh, moist plaster with pigments dissolved in water,” (Farlex) by Michelangelo and other artists of the period. These various fresco paintings depict scenes from the Bible and show the many people who appear throughout it as well as the depiction of many angels. “[The Sistine Chapel is a] papal chapel in the Vatican Palace that was erected in 1473–81 by the architect Giovanni dei Dolci for Pope Sixtus IV (hence its name). It is famous for its Renaissance frescoes by Michelangelo,” (All-Art, Page 8).

One of the many frescos, which were painted from 1508 – 1512 with others completed between 1535 – 1541, (All-Art, Page 1) on the ceiling of the chapel depicts the creation of man as told by the Bible, and shows God reaching his hand out to Adam as if to say that he is giving the Earth to man. “The Creation of Adam” was completed in 1510 and is 280 by 570 centimeters, (All-Art). God is surrounded by what appears to be angels and there is a clear amount of sky around God, who appears on the right side of the painting, from the viewer’s perspective. Adam is on some sort of green grass-filled mountain top, which clearly depicts that he is on Earth.

            Another painting that is part of the ceiling of the chapel depicts the eating of the forbidden fruit by Eve in the story of Adam and Eve in the Bible. “The Fall and Expulsion from Garden of Eden” is also 280 by 570 centimeters and was completed in 1509-10, (All-Art). On the left side of the painting, Michelangelo shows the before with Adam and Eve sitting by a tree as Eve reaches for the forbidden fruit. There is a tree-trunk in the center of the painting that acts as the dividing line in the before and after idea. Wrapped around the tree is the snake that the devil shows him as in the story in order to lure Eve into eating the fruit. At the top of the tree-trunk, and where the head of the snake would be, is a man that represents the devil. Adam’s arm is extended out and pointing at the devil as if to show him trying to stop Eve from eating the fruit. On the right-hand side of the painting is the devil as he reveals himself, and Adam and Eve walking away in shame. Eve also looks sickly to show that God has given the world disease and famine and other such sicknesses as a result of her eating the fruit. The painting does an extravagant job of telling the entire story of the Garden of Eden from the Bible.

            “Nearby the scene of the creation of Eve shows her with God and Adam, compressed within too small a space for their grandeur. This tension has been interpreted as a token of a movement away from the Renaissance concern with harmony, pointing the way for a younger generation of artists like Pontormo, often labeled Mannerists. Michelangelo’s work on the ceiling was interrupted, perhaps just after these figures were completed. When he painted the second half, he seemed to repeat the same evolution from quiet stability to intricacy and stress. Thus he worked his way from the quietly monumental and harmonious scene of the creation of Adam to the acute, twisted pressures of the prophet Jonah. Yet in this second phase he shows greater inward expressiveness, giving a more meditative restraint to the earlier pure physical mass,” (All-Art, Page 8).

            “The Last Judgment” is another painting in the chapel that was done by Michelangelo. This fresco painting was done at the end of his time working on the massive project and was completed in 1534 for Pope Paul III, (All-Art). The theme of judgment day had been a favorite among artists for many decades. The theme was used mainly for large end walls of churches in Italy during the Middle Ages. After about 1500, artists began to abandon the theme. It is believed that the new found liking of an age-old tradition came from the impulses of a counter-reformation under Paul III. The painting styles featured in the work of the Sistine Chapel is very different from the work that was common for the 25 years leading up to its creation, (All-Art). “The pervasive color harmony is a simple one of brown bodies against dark blue sky. The figures have less energy and their forms are less articulate, the torsos tending to be single fleshy masses without waistlines. At the top centre Christ as judge lifts an arm to save those on his right and drops the other arm to damn those on his left, suggesting in the idiom of the period a scale to weigh men in the balance,” (All-Art, Page 8).

According to the same source, the bottom of the painting depicts the skeletal remains of the dead coming through from their tombs. This is thought to be from inspiration that Michelangelo had gotten from the work of Dante’s Divine Comedy, which is “a great work of medieval literature, a profound Christian vision of man’s temporal and eternal destiny. On its most personal level, it draws on the poet’s own experience of exile from his native city of Florence; on its most comprehensive level, it may be read as an allegory, taking the form of a journey through hell, purgatory, and paradise,” (All History). While these are just a few of the works of Michelangelo that can be seen in the Sistine Chapel, and while there are many others like “Sacrifice of Noah”, “The Erythraean Sibyl”, and the “Ancestors of Christ”,  as well as works from other artists, they are perhaps some of the most prominent and interesting, (All-Art, Page 8). The Chapel is truly an amazing work of art and should be considered one of the great accomplishments in the history of the world.

            Moving on to the sculpture work that Michelangelo created both prior to and following his work on the Sistine Chapel, one of his most famous is the “Battle of Centaurs” created in 1492 at 84.5 CM by 90.5 CM and located in Casa Buonarroti, (All-Art). “Inspired by a classical relief, [‘the projection of figures or forms from a flat background, as in sculpture, or the apparent projection of such shapes in a painting or drawing,’ (Farlex)] created by Bertoldo di Giovanni, the unfinished marble sculpture depicts the mythic battle between the Lapiths[2] and the Centaurs[3]. A popular subject of art in ancient Greece, the story was suggested by Michelangelo by the classical scholar and poet Poliziano,” (Wahoo Art). “Battle of the Centaurs” is a truly beautiful piece of work. It gave a glimpse of Michelangelo’s future in sculpture. This work showed the Michelangelo could work in multiple scales and not just a flat picture. It was also the first time Michelangelo had created a sculpture without using a bow drill[4] and it was the first time he had created a sculpture that used the chisel marks as a final surface. Michelangelo said that it was in his opinion, one of his greatest early works. It also serves as a strong reminder of the fact that Michelangelo definitely was better at creating sculpture are and should have focused even more energy doing so, (Wahoo Art).

The depiction in the work of bodies of the Centaurs and Lapiths basically on top of one another shows the struggle for power that takes place in any battle, whether it is metaphorically or literal. The work is particularly intriguing because as the style goes, it appears to be a flat surface like a painting, but with the three dimensional feel because the figures pop out of the background. This is heavily important in a work that is depicting this power struggle because it further shows the sheer number of bodies in the work. If it were simply a painting, the power struggle wouldn’t be as prevalent because everything would be two dimensional and it wouldn’t have the feeling of a battle to survive as it does without that three-dimensional depiction of how many bodies are involved. The fact that it was created the way it was created definitely adds to the message it is trying to portray, as with most art, the medium and technique are often times just as important as what is being portrayed because they usually help the viewer understand what is going on in the image.

            One painting by Michelangelo that is particularly interesting is “The Holy Family with the Infant St. John the Baptist”, which was created in 1506 using tempera on panel. Its diameter is 120 CM and it is located in the galleria Uffizi in Florence, Italy, (All-Art). “[Tempera is a] painting [style] executed with pigment[5] ground in a water-miscible medium. The word tempera originally came from the verb temper—(“to bring to a desired consistency”). Dry pigments are made usable by “tempering” them with a binding and adhesive vehicle. Such painting was distinguished from fresco painting, the colors for which contained no binder. Eventually, after the rise of oil painting, the word gained its present meaning,” (Britannica).

            “This painting is known as the Doni Tondo. Agnolo Doni was a rich cloth merchant in Florence, and a tondo is a round painting. [Michelangelo] probably commissioned this painting at the occasion of the birth of his first daughter. It is the only panel that with certainty can be attributed to Michelangelo. The tondo has a magnificent wooden frame, probably carved by members of the Tasso family. The five heads depict Jesus, two prophets and two sybils,” (Art Bible).

According to the same source, the piece of work depicts the changing from the Pagan times to that of Christianity. Mary is shown in the picture holding the baby Jesus as she takes him from the arms of Joseph. John the Baptist is in the painting in the background in the water used for baptism (at the right side of the image) and this is the symbol of the changing of the views from Paganism to Christianity, (Art Bible). Perhaps the most interesting element of this painting is the brightness in the garbs of both Jesus and Mary but the darkness in the color of Joseph as well as the low lighting in the background on the naked Pagan children and John the Baptist. The pink in the top that Mary is wearing could depict her femininity while the blue on her lower half may depict her warm, caring nature as a mother.

The yellow of the garbs of Jesus, which are actually the garbs of Joseph but are wrapped around Jesus, though they appear darker on Joseph than on Jesus, could be portraying that of royalty or power as he was seen in the Bible as the king being that he is said to be the son of God. The yellow could also stand for hope. The lesser vibrant colors on Joseph and the figures in the background could be to symbolize that they aren’t as important to the viewer or to keep Mary and Jesus more prominent. It seems as if Michelangelo also depicted baby Jesus atop Mary and Joseph’s arms to show his power and reign over the rest of mankind.

Though Michelangelo’s paintings are world-famous, he is probably best known for his sculptures. The sculpture entitled “David” is another of Michelangelo’s most famous works of art. The “David” sculpture, created circa 1504, (All Art), depicts David of the Bible after his victory over the giant, Goliath. It is made out of marble and stands at an amazing 14 feet tall or about 426 CM, (All-Art). “The Board of Works for the Cathedral of Florence commissioned Michelangelo to sculpt ‘David’ from an enormous block of marble that they had left over from another project. It was commissioned with the idea that it would stand in a niche on one of the cathedral’s buttresses, way up high. Of course, when Michelangelo was finished, they realized that it was far too beautiful to be placed up high, and so it was decided to build a base for the sculpture and to place it right in front of the main government building of Florence (like putting it outside the capital building in Washington D.C.),” (History). Today, the statue stands tall and proud among other sculptures of Michelangelo in the Galleria dell’Accademia in Florence, Italy, (History).

According to a video from Khan Academy’s (“A not-for-profit with the goal of changing education for the better by providing a free world-class education for anyone anywhere,” (Academy)) partner site, smarthistory.org, the statue is a symbol of the republic of Florence because the story of David represented their views of a political freedom. The video’s commentators also pointed out the vast knowledge of the human body that Michelangelo would have needed to possess in order to create the sculpture. They talk about how he correctly depicted the lean on the right leg and the way the muscles and veins react to such a stance. They point out the muscles in his right hand and the slight bend, which shows that David is in the act of gripping the stone he uses to defeat Goliath. In his left hand, the video points out, David is holding the slingshot for which the rock is used. Lastly, David is looking off to his left with a confident and focused look as if he is gearing up in order to fight Goliath. David is depicted nude because the Bible story says David fought Goliath with no armor, however, it doesn’t say he’s nude, but it is obvious this is how Michelangelo interpreted the Bible’s use of the idea of no armor, (History).

A sculpture of Michelangelo that is also very famous is that of “Moses”. “Moses” was created circa 1513 – 1515 out of marble and stands at 215 CM. It is located in S. Pierto in Vincoli, Rome, (All-Art). “[The sculpture,] ‘Moses’ by Michelangelo…was to be part of the tomb of Pope Julius II. The posture is that of a prophet, posed on a marble chair, between two decorated marble columns. His long beard descends to his lap and is set aside by his right hand, which also leans on the plates. This posture of the seated prophet also appears in Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel frescoes from a year earlier. In fact, here we have a rare example of Michelangelo as the painter of the Sistine Chapel influencing Michelangelo, the sculptor. Moses found his people worshipping the Golden Calf – the false idol they had made. His anger, profoundly [sculpted] by Michelangelo, defies the prison of stone, the limits of the sculptor’s art,” (Rome.info).

The sculpture was supposed to be part of a massive project as a tomb for Pope Julius II but the tomb was never finished because of what is believed to have been financial restraints. “Michelangelo once wrote, ‘that a true and pure work of sculpture, by definition, one that is cut, not cast or modeled should retain so much of the original form of the stone block and should so avoid projections and separation of parts that it would roll downhill of its own weight.’ These words reflect Michelangelo’s love of quarried marble and his reverence for the very stone that lies at the heart of his chosen art form of sculpture. In the ‘Moses’ sculpture, a respect and total understanding of his materials and his own abilities combine to create the masterpiece hewn from marble by a 38 year old, at the height of his genius,” (Rome.info).

This work of art, though not as large or prominent as “David”, is certainly a masterpiece and a wonderful representation of the grandiose abilities and works of Michelangelo. The detail in the face, the beard and the robe in the lap of the figure show the abilities of a true artist. “The ‘Moses’ [sculpture] encapsulates Michelangelo’s own courage and passion at a time when he was fighting to be able to complete the tomb of Pope Julius II. The continual battles waged with ‘lesser’ mortals was a constant companion in the life of Michelangelo. Fighting to create the work he envisaged, in the manner and style he felt was given to him by God. It is true he never completed the Pope’s tomb, but in ‘Moses’, we can see once again his restless genius at play. He considered it his most important work,” (Rome.info).

For many, “Moses” is another one of the literally larger than life reminders of a time when art took precedent over so many other things in society. It should also remind us of the importance of literature and its inspiration to not only the arts but the morals, beliefs and ideals of humankind. This sculpture depicts one’s interpretation of such literature, but represents what can be learned and known about a culture by the words and the art it produces. It not only represents what, in literature, can be used for good, but with Michelangelo’s feeling that he was above the people he was being paid by because of a power given to him by his God, the “Moses” statue and the anger in its body and face show how literature’s misinterpretations can cause hate.

The final two pieces of work that must be examined in understanding the grand scope of Michelangelo’s tremendous career as an artist and his impressions he left on the world throughout his 89 years on the planet are “Pieta” and “Pieta Rondanini”. “Pieta”, which is a word that means representation of the dead Christ, attended by the Virgin Mary or by holy women and angels, (Farlex), was created circa 1499 out of marble and is 174 CM high and 195 CM at its base, (All-Art). Today it resides in Basilica di San Pietro at the Vatican, (All-Art). “A statue was commissioned for the tomb in St. Peters of the French cardinal Jean de Billheres, who was a representative in Rome. According to the formal agreement, the Pieta` was to be ‘the most beautiful work of marble in Rome, one that no living artist could better.’ Michelangelo was neither daunted nor intimated by such a request and upon its completion the world declared that Michelangelo’s Pieta ‘surpassed not only the sculptures of his contemporaries but even those of the ancient Greeks and Romans themselves; the standards by which all art was judged,’” (Rome.info).

The lamentation of Christ was popular among artists in Northern Europe beginning in the fourteenth century. This type of art traditionally focused on the pain of Mary and Jesus. However, the sculpture by Michelangelo shows Mary holding the dead Christ, which is a great dedication to the ideals held about Biblical times by the Renaissance Humanist movement. Michelangelo used the ideas of beauty and physical intrigue to show a moment in time to show the power of Mary. This statue shows her ability to be strong through a very difficult time and keep her beauty and power regardless of the situation, (Rome.info). “Michelangelo worked the piece in the round, using a drill for speed and achieving a highly polished sheen that made it fairly impossible to believe the sumptuously sculpted figures began as a block of cold stone. Michelangelo’s mastery of composition is evident in the unique triangular shape that conveys a stunning grandeur, and a profound knowledge of human anatomy served him well in his creation,” (Rome.info).

According to the same source, the depiction of Mary holding her hand out in the sculpture represents her reaching out to the viewer, and to the people of her time, and asking them to share in the feeling of pain she feels for the death of her son. At the same time it shows her strength and that she is proud of her son. This again shows the intrigue and inspiration by the events of the Bible that had been so prevalent for Michelangelo.

The “Pieta Rondanini” was created circa 1552 – 1564 and is an unfinished marble sculpture that stands at 195 CM. It is located in Castello Sforzesco, Milan, (All-Art). The statue looks very similar to Michelangelo’s previous Pieta work, but this one depicts Mary standing up and holding Jesus in her arms in a standing position over her right arm. This sculpture, though unfinished is much less detailed than “Pieta” and it isn’t nearly as interesting to look at. “The ‘Pietà Rondanini’ is considered to be the final sculptural masterpiece by Michelangelo. In this work, the theme of compassion, which had been approached various times by the artist, is particularly moving; the sculptor had worked on it for many years without completion. The sculpture, as we see it today, is the final elaboration of an idea initiated, presumably, in 1552. Some of the features from the first work can still be easily identified: the smooth legs of Christ, his right arm broken off from the body and the face of the Virgin facing a different way, [recognizable] from an outline of the eye and nose on the left side of the head. Around 1555 the maestro reworked this project significantly modifying the composition: the figures assumed the actual lengthened shape in which Christ and the Virgin seem to mould into one in a pitiful embrace. The marble assemblage is placed on a Roman altar; the same upon which the sculpture was found when it was in the Rondanini Family collection,” (Milano City).

Michelangelo lived from March 6, 1475 to February 18, 1564, (All-Art). He painted many paintings, crafted many sculptures, created poems and drawings and even architectural structures. His work is remembered and seen as some of the best artwork ever created because of the passion and inspiration that is evident in every piece of work he completed—and didn’t complete. He is among the likes of Leonardo Da Vinci, Van Gogh, Pablo Picasso and Rembrandt in terms of his abilities and legacy. His work is all around us and even in places like America, a nation that didn’t form until centuries after his death; the inspiration of his work is seen daily. Michelangelo’s works cannot be summarized fully in an essay. They cannot be condensed into any number of words, for Michelangelo’s works must be experienced. They must be seen to be truly appreciated. It should be the goal of any and every person alive to glance upon just one work of a legend such as him, an understatement for sure. Though Michelangelo lived during a time when hand-crafted art was a much more common practice than it is today, he was a standout artist and one who took charge of his craft. Michelangelo should truly be remembered for what he was, above all else, a genius.   

Works Cited (Bibliography)

All biographical information and artwork creation dates, sizes, materials and current day locations are from www.all-art.org. The information contained on this website came from Encyclopedia Britannica, according to a citation at the top of each All-Art page.

Academy, Khan. “Khan Academy – About.” Khan Academy . Khan Academy. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://www.khanacademy.org/about&gt;.

All-Art, Page 1. “Michelangelo, Page 1.” History of Art – Early Renaissance. All Art. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://www.all-art.org/early_renaissance/michelangelo1.html&gt;.

All-Art, Page 8. “Michelangelo, Page 8.” History of Art – Early Renaissance. All Art. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://www.all-art.org/early_renaissance/michelangelo8.html&gt;.

All History, . “Dante “The Divine Comedy”.” All History. AllHistory.org. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://all-history.org/186-b1.html&gt;.

Art Bible, . “Michelangelo Buonarroti 1475 – 1564.” Art and the Bible. Art and Bible Information – artbible.info, n.d. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://www.artbible.info/art/large/508.html&gt;.

Britannica, Encyclopedia. “Definition of Tempera Painting .” Encyclopedia Britannica – Facts Matter. Encyclopedia Britannica . Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/586515/tempera-painting&gt;.

Farlex, The Free Dictionary. “Definition of fresco.” The Free Dictionary by Farlex. Farlex, n.d. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://www.thefreedictionary.com/fresco&gt;.

Farlex, The Free Dictionary. “Definition of pieta.” The Free Dictionary by Farlex. Farlex, n.d. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pieta&gt;.

Farlex, The Free Dictionary. “Definition of relief.” The Free Dictionary by Farlex. Farlex, n.d. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://www.thefreedictionary.com/relief&gt;.

History, Smart. “Smart History – David.” Smart History. Smart History presented by Khan Academy. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://smarthistory.khanacademy.org/Michelangelo-David.html >.

Milano City, . “Pietà Rondanini .” Milan is Tourism . Milano City, n.d. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://www.tourism.milan.it/wps/portal/!ut/p/c0/04_SB8K8xLLM9MSSzPy8xBz9CP0os3hzS0O_QGcLEwP_ICNTA08D_2APT1dHYwMDE_3g1Dz9gmxHRQCvgnB_/?WCM_PORTLET=PC_7_791NQC840OR250I0OSHIEA3007_WCM&WCM_GLOBAL_CONTEXT=/wps/wcm/connect/en/situr/home/artecultura/capolavori/opere/opera280 >.

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Works Cited (Footnotes):

Farlex, The Free Dictionary. “Definition of Bow Drill.” The Free Dictionary by Farlex. Farlex, n.d. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://www.thefreedictionary.com/bowdrill&gt;.

Farlex, The Free Dictionary. “Definition of Centaurs.” The Free Dictionary by Farlex. Farlex, n.d. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://www.thefreedictionary.com/centaurs&gt;.

Farlex, The Free Dictionary. “Definition of Lapith.” The Free Dictionary by Farlex. Farlex, n.d. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://www.thefreedictionary.com/lapith&gt;.

Farlex, The Free Dictionary. “Definition of pigment.” The Free Dictionary by Farlex. Farlex, n.d. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://www.thefreedictionary.com/pigment&gt;.

History.com, . “Italian Renaissance.” History.com . The History Channel Network, n.d. Web. 21 Oct 2012. <http://www.history.com/topics/italian-renaissance&gt;.

Images (In order of appearance in the essay):

“The Creation of Adam” by Michelangelo

http://www.prlog.org/11178287-the-creation-of-adam.jpg

“The Fall and Expulsion from Garden of Eden” by Michelangelo

http://www.wga.hu/art/m/michelan/3sistina/1genesis/4sin/04_3ce4.jpg

“The Last Judgment” by Michelangelo

http://www.romecityapartments.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Michelangelo_-_Fresco_of_the_Last_Judgement.jpg

“Battle of Centaurs” by Michelangelo

http://en.wahooart.com/A55A04/w.nsf/Opra/BRUE-5ZKD7M

“The Holy Family with infant St. John the Baptist” by Michelangelo

http://www.gfmer.ch/Art_for_Health/Images/Italian_Renaissance/Michelangelo_Holy_Family.jpg

“David” by Michelangelo

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/michelangelo-1.jpg

“Moses” by Michelangelo

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/michelangelo-sculptures-16.jpg

“Pieta” by Michelangelo

http://www.romaviva.com/vaticano-castel-santangelo/michelangelo-pieta.jpg

“Pieta Rondanini” by Michelangelo

http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/michelangelo-sculptures-45.jpg


[1] Toward the end of the 14th century AD, a handful of Italian thinkers declared that they were living in a new age. The barbarous, unenlightened “Middle Ages” were over, they said; the new age would be a “rinascità” (“rebirth”) of learning and literature, art and culture, (History.com).

[2] One of a Thessalian tribe who at the disastrous wedding of their king defeated the drunken Centaurs, (Farlex).

[3] One of a race of monsters having the head, arms, and trunk of a man and the body and legs of a horse, (Farlex).

[4] A drill worked by a bow and string, (Farlex).

[5] Dry coloring matter, usually an insoluble powder, to be mixed with water, oil, or another base to produce paint and similar products, (Farlex).

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12th Avenue entrance closed Nov. 15

Road work will divert traffic for four hours

Originally published Nov. 15, 2012 by SacCityExpress.com

The 12th Avenue entrance of Sacramento City College will be temporarily closed during construction. Photo by Evan E. Duran.

The side entrance to City College at 12th Avenue and Panther Parkway will be closed between 10 a.m. and 2 p.m. on Nov. 15 by the city of Sacramento in an effort to complete improvements to this section of the road as part of a footbridge project.

“It’s going to be a little inconvenient for three to four hours,” said City College Director of Operations Greg Hayman. “It’s not the main entrance so students can still go through the west parking lot to get to the parking garage.”

According to Hayman, traffic will be diverted to the west parking lot where drivers can turn left on Panther Parkway to access additional parking. Traffic will also be reduced to one inbound lane, which will be diverted directly into the parking structure.

Drivers leaving the parking structure and the North Lot during the closure will need to exit via 24th Street.

“The city is trying to get this work done before the rain comes on Friday,” said Hayman. “This may be the last dry spell we see before the weather changes so we’re trying to accommodate [the city] the best we can. We regret the inconvenience this may cause and appreciate your patience.”

The footbridge, which will create a path over the light rail tracks next year, will be a part of the Curtis Park Village project slated to begin in 2013. This closure is part of the final phase of improvements to the campus roadways that will help direct foot traffic from Curtis Park Village out to the street.

Further information is available by contacting Greg Hayman at (916) 558-2544.

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Proposition 30 passes, 32 fails

Calif. proposition results

Originally published Nov. 9, 2012 by SacCityExpress.com

Students on City College campus held Prop 30 posters much like this one shown here to help get the proposition past this November election. Photo by Evan E. Duran.

Arguably the most important, and certainly controversial for City College students, ballot measure on California’s ballot, Proposition 30, passed by a narrow margin early Wednesday morning with a final percentage of 53.9 percent.

Proposition 30 hovered around 50 percent support for most of Tuesday night, but slowly climbed to victory, according to the Associated Press.

“Look, this was a tough fight,” said Gov. Jerry Brown of the ballot he backed. “People said I was crazy to go to the people.”

Additionally, Proposition 32, which would have seen political contributions by payroll deductions, failed with a 56.1 percent vote. This bill was up against Proposition 30.

Brown’s tax measure will initiate a one-quarter cent increase in California sales tax, as well as a seven-year income tax increase for California earners who make over $250,000 a year. The money will be distributed to education and public safety funds, according to the Associated Press.

The passing of Proposition 30 also stopped several major planned budget cuts for all of California’s colleges, including major cuts to City College.

“People believe in our schools,” said Brown. “A belief in the capacity of the state government to make some wise investments that will benefit all of us. That was what Prop. 30 was all about.”

Other propositions that passed included Proposition 35 in support of stricter human trafficking laws and Proposition 36, which calls for weakening of the harshness of California’s three strikes law.

Among those that failed to pass were Proposition 34, a bill that aimed to repeal the death penalty in California; Proposition 33, which would have based auto insurance rates on driver history; and Proposition 38, which would have seen an increase in taxes to support early childhood education, according to the Sacramento Bee.

More information on the election results is available via the Sacramento Bee.

Written in collaboration with Jessica Rine. 

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City College to host post-election forum

Professors to discuss results, answer questions

Originally published Nov. 8, 2012 by SacCityExpress.com

Dominic Cerri, a history professor at City College, will be one of the panelists speaking on post-election forum in the Student Center on Nov. 8, 2012. Photo by Tony Wallin.

City College’s History, Political Science and Social Science departments will host a post-election forum in the Student Center on Nov. 8, which will discuss the results of the 2012 election.

Students who attend are being encouraged to come with plenty of questions, as a panel of City College professors will be answering everything students want to know about the results of this year’s election and what they mean for students and for California. Students will also have a chance to share their thoughts on the results of the election.

The moderator of the forum will be Paul Frank, Political Science professor. Panelists will include political science professor Dagne Tedla, sociology and women’s studies professor Susan Mannon, and history professors Stuart Graybill and Dominic Cerri.

The event will take place at noon and all students are welcome.

More information on the event is available by contacting the Paul Frank of the Political Science Department at (916) 558-2261.

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Tipping is not a requirement, it’s a choice

Food service employees need to get over themselves

Originally published Nov. 6, 2012 by SacCityExpress.com

A receipt on a restaruant table.

A receipt with a line provided for the addition of a tip. Photo by Evan E. Duran.

It was 5 a.m. and I couldn’t sleep.

The wife wasn’t sleeping well either, and we both felt like we could eat a cow. We decided that an early morning breakfast at IHOP would have to suffice.

As we arrived inside the restaurant, we quickly noticed there was no one at the front.

We waited, and shortly thereafter were seated by a bubbly young woman who politely explained to us that she was the manager and that her server hadn’t shown up that Friday morning.

She was all by herself, but provided excellent service. She brought us our food promptly, kept our drink cups filled and even asked what we had planned for the day, all while helping two or three other couples, and stopping every once in a while to leave a message on her absent server’s voice mail.

When we left, we gave her a tip because she did a wonderful job providing us with extraordinary service, despite being alone. In this type of case, giving a tip is a no-brainer.

But what about the everyday run-of-the-mill service that a food service employee is supposed to provide as a requirement of their job? Is a tip always necessary in these cases? For me, the answer is no.

It seems to me that in the United States, society feels that giving tips to food service employees should be a requirement or is, in most cases, the right thing to do. Of course, if servers go out of their way to help their customer, it’s a nice gesture to give a tip.

What bothers me are the waiters and waitresses that feel entitled to them regardless of the job they do. There are even some restaurants that automatically calculate the tip and add it to the bill when the price reaches a certain point. If I were to ever find myself at one of these establishments, I would laugh in the server’s face and refuse to pay the tip.

People seem to not realize that giving a tip is the choice of the patron. A recent picture posted on www.reddit.com showed a receipt from an unnamed restaurant where a woman’s bill was approximately $140. The woman decided not to leave a tip, and instead wrote down a lame excuse that she’s a single mother and can’t afford to tip. She also wrote that the service was great.

Now, I’m not arguing that she was in the right in terms of her silly excuse or the fact that if a single mom can afford to spend $140 on one single meal, she should be able to afford a tip of a couple dollars. However, I do feel it was her right and more importantly, her choice whether or not to leave a tip. I would advise her next time just to thank the servers for their service verbally and not write down a worthless excuse.

This isn’t what got me fired up though. What prompted me to share my feelings was that the receipt was posted online by an angry employee who felt the woman should have given him or her a tip. It’s this kind of entitlement that bugs me.

Upon speaking with some friends and family online, I was annoyed to see that most people agreed with the server. I understand the bill was higher than a typical bill at a restaurant tends to be, and I also understand that food service employees are paid less than minimum wage in most cases and that these employees tend to rely on their tips to pay their bills, but that isn’t my problem.

If you don’t make enough money as a food server, here’s a tip: get a different job. I work in retail and go out of my way to help customers all the time, but my employer has a strict rule that we are not allowed to accept any kind of tips. Why should it be any different?

When I go to a sit-down food establishment, I expect to be greeted at the door, seated, my order taken, my food brought to me promptly and my drink cup kept full. I shouldn’t be expected to pay extra for this service.

Not to mention that places like IHOP charge around $10 for an egg, hash browns, two slices of bacon and a piece of toast. They charge extra for a drink. Judging by the quality of the food and the amount served, the price of the basic service is included in the price of the meal.

Then there’s the fact that many of these restaurants have basically become only slightly better than fast food joints. Take Denny’s for example. My wife and I can eat a meal there for about $23. We pay around $16 at a place like Taco Bell or Burger King. The extra cost, to me, pays for the service.

I still get my order taken, am given a place to sit down, and my food is still cooked for me at the fast food place, so really I’m paying an extra $7 to have my food brought to me and my cup refilled, a service that some fast food places even offer. If I eat at Home Town Buffet, I pay even more and I have to go and get my own food.

In the end, it’s not that I can’t afford a $2 to $3 tip; it’s the principle of the whole thing. Giving a tip should only be prompted for exceptional service. I’m also not one to do something just because society says I should.

If a waiter or waitress does not go outside the realm of what I call normal service, I don’t tip.

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